A Party Crasher - Singing Telegrams - singing telegrams

Our singing telegrams are highly entertaining customized fifteen-minute music and comedy routines. We have dozens of costumed characters and celebrity impersonators to choose from. The performer will sing * songs, lead your group in a sing-a-long and interact with the guest of honor incorporating personal information such as nicknames, funny stories and pet peeves, etc.

We have a wide variety of characters to choose from; ranging from sexy to silly to sophisticated. We'll help you choose which is most appropriate for your function and/or the recipient. (We're also able to create customized characters and situations).

Party Crashers is a full service entertainment company for all of your Party and Special Event needs. We have outstanding entertainers who will create an extraordinary event that will be cherished and talked about for years to come.

Have an outrageous tipsy party crasher show up to harass your friends, or a cranky bag lady begging for food. Punk your friends with a fake Police Officer or FBI Agent. Have your own idea for a character? We can help.

Call our offices for pricing information.

All orders are subject to a $**.** non-refundable deposit.

Cancellation Policy:
We are unable to offer a refund for cancellations with less than * days notice. In the event of an emergency, we will do our very best to reschedule your entertainer for a new date and time at no extra charge.

HERE'S WHAT THE CHARACTERS DO:

Party Crasher or Tipsy Tart
This one's the classic – the uninvited guest that nobody seems to know. It could be the tipsy tart who's had one too many Malibu-cokes and decides she likes your boyfriend. It could be the obnoxious boar who can't tell a joke but thinks he's the life of the party. It could well be something we haven't even thought of yet but with your suggestions can easily create. In any case, once this party crasher's annoying and embarrassing antics give way to song, your friend will realize they've been had and that sometimes the most unwanted guest turns out to be the best.

Gladys the Bag Lady
"Hey... hey you.... You gonna eat that?"
Here you thought you'd have a nice private party at your home or nearby restaurant and in shambles Gladys, scrounging for food or, better yet, booze. She's not very used to you "high society types" and hasn't quite mastered the concept of "Minnesota nice" so she might insult or harass the guest of honor a bit. But she's got a golden, jazzy voice and a disarming sense of humor which eventually puts everyone at ease. And who knows? Perhaps one of her battered satchels might contain a birthday surprise.

If you want, you could also invite her brother (known only as "Crazy Old Bum") or her other brother (also known as Gladys – the cross-dressing sibling no one talks about.)

Like most of our performers, Gladys is very willing to take off her clothes for an extra fee. The question is – what lies beneath? Will it be a bikini-clad beauty or a sight even more frightening and outrageous than the fully clothed version? You choose...

Fifi the French Maid
Your husband or boss will certainly pass the white glove test after a visit from Fifi Fromage, our French-maid-for-hire. Her English isn't so good but she's well versed in ze language of love. She doesn't do windows but is more than comfortable on ze floor. She'll buff and fluff your special guy and be quite willing to (how you say...) "clean out his drawers?" This loose chanteuse will seduce him with song and if he thinks he can't dance, ah... she'll show him he "can-can" indeed!

Nurse Feelgood and Doctor Whoopee
Time for your physical.... Know someone who needs some "get well" cheer or is feeling a little over the hill? Then send for the specialists! Alone or together, Nurse Feelgood and Doctor Whoopee have the prescription to keep your special someone feeling fine! But first, they'll need an examination – good thing our medical professionals come equipped with jokes, songs, and a rather large thermometer.

Police Officer
Has there been a noise complaint from the neightbors? Party guests illegally parked? With your help, we'll find a reason to track down, interrogate, and handcuff your honored guest or friend. There may be a few awkward questions asked or an embarrassing dexterity test to pass, but sooner or later, your friend will win back their freedom amidst song and splendor!

Skanky stripper
Meet Thelma DesMoines.... She's lewd, she's crude. "Good Lord," she's getting nude!! Straight from her whirlwind tour of low-rent strip joints and highway rest-stops across the greater Midwest, Thelma is now available (and desperate) for private bookings. As delightful as she is horrifying, she'll serenade you with her smoky stylings, all the while threatening to expose a freakish display of stretch-marks and cellulite. Call for Thelma now!! (But please don't ask for the lap dance. Trust us. We know where she's been.)

IRS Agent / Cranky Customer
Aren't they really one in the same? Whether she's there on a surprise audit or to complain about someone's poor customer service skills, she'll be crusty, cranky, and certainly not amused - but your flustered friend will be once her frosty exterior melts into song and they realize how funny and even flirtatious the most unpleasant of visitors can be.

FBI AGENT
Has the secretary been embezzling money to fund her offshore investments? Has your boss been running an illegal porn site from the office computer? You decide the crime and we'll take care of the culprit. As always, public humiliation is our specialty but we won't make our victims sweat for too long – once the cuffs are in place, we'll have a captive audience for songs, jokes, and a special tribute which will get the whole party or office involved.

Porn-Star / Handy-man / Tooltime gal
Whether it's the plumber come to fix your pipes or the roofer who's heard you need a good nailing, our "Mr. Fix-it" has all the clever dialogue and careful character development of a seventies porn movie. You decide where this act will go... will he be the handsome hunk with a voice to melt the hardest of your girlfriends' hearts, or will he reveal a sleazier side when he starts to take off his clothes to the musical accompaniment of the classic "bwraar chicka bwraar-bwraar" soundtrack?

But here at Party Crashers, we don't discriminate by gender or sexual orientation. Oh, no- sirree. Our Handy-man could easily be replaced by a Tool-time gal or a grotesquely stereotypical seventies porn bubble-head. And these folks have been around the block so they don't much care who they're singin' for.

The Nerd
Meet Todd Potts – a frightening cross between Harry Connick Jr. and Jerry Lewis. He might be an overzealous salesman, a lovelorn customer, or simply a mysteriously uninvited party guest. Either way, he'll make eyes at the birthday girl through coke-bottle glasses steamed with amorousness and woo her with his supple yet socially awkward vocal stylings.

Hula Dancer
Who wouldn't want a lei for their birthday? Bring a taste of the islands to your next party with our flirty and flowery hula dancer! Treat your honored guest or the entire party to a customized hula lesson! Learn tunes from the islands either traditional or bawdy! (For a funny and admittedly bizarre twist, consider having a male "drag" hula dancer instead...)

Up-Yours Delivery Service
What could be in that mangled package? It's something obviously broken, judging by the rattle of broken

singing telegrams Minneapolis and St Paul
A singing telegram entertainer or strip-o-gram dancer will make your next birthday party unforgettable. We also crash retirement parties, weddings, corporate events and more!